Say It With a Gag Gun

Everyone can agree that traditional methods of celebration are boring.  Agreements on things that are boring are the worst kind of agreements.  That ain't what life's about.  That's how come Weak Inc. invented  a zany new take on the classic goof, the gag gun.  You remember the gag gun?  Those silly weapons clowns and cartoons would use to shoot a flag that said "bang!" Well they're back and better than ever.  Simply point the wish-weapon in the direction of whoever you want to surprise, and pull the trigger...on happiness!  Fun for all occasions, including:

Mother's Day!     
Imagine the look on mom's face when she's staring down the barrel of steel, her life flashing before her eyes like a tv with bad reception, as she's swiftly forced to accept death by progeny, when all of a sudden instead of a hot leaded brain enema, she's met with this banging message of love and honor.   

Graduations!

For the grad in your family, convince ol' egghead that you're murderously jealous of her academic achievements by making her face some weight.  Tearfully force poindexter to admit that she does not think she is better than you, then pull the trigger on this flaggy show of support.

Birthdays!

Ain't no better time to confront your own End than on the very day you were born. To finish on the same day you began is like a tidy poem derived from math.  Lead a rousing, gun-point rendition of "Happy Birthday," proposing to help "blow out the candles" by playfully inserting the gun in your own mouth.   At the height of fervor, let this gag o' the year rip and prepare to be the subject of an impromptu "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow."