Take a Hike, Internet Comedy
Everyone knows that comedy on the Internet has more than run its course. There are simply too many funny videos to keep track of these days, it's enough to drive a body, INSANE. Wait, there's a doctor on tv right now commercializing the prevalence of genital herpes. Apparently, genital herpes is pretty common. If this advertisement (pronounced the British way ((and "British" pronounced the American way ((("American" is pronounced the Italian way)))--anyways, if this advertisement is any indication, couples likely to have genital herpes are the same couples that dress in pale yellows and relax on whitewashed planks of their deck behind their waterfront home. Couples with genital herpes enjoy sunsets just as much as couples without genital herpes, maybe even more so.
Well, I Love You...
The End
It's posts like this that drove Jon to move to Israel. -M.
Posted by:Myles | April 16, 2008 at 08:28 AM
What?
Posted by:ryan | April 16, 2008 at 04:16 PM
Ryan, you have convinced me: internet comedy is dead.
Posted by:TIMtheTOON | April 17, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Wait, how do you pronounce Italian, because you can do it a number of ways. I likes to say it with an I sound, not an It sound. Anyways, there is nothing funny about corn and what I assume is tuna for dinner?
Posted by:Clean Schlong | April 18, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Bring Our Troops Home!!
Posted by:ryan | April 21, 2008 at 10:01 PM