No, I will not "calm down." You have abrased my tender flesh for the last time.
“Self-adjusting twin blades that automatically adjust to every curve and safely respond to every detail of your skin.”
Uh huh.
Bull. Shit. I've been loyal, but this is ridiculous and I will not longer be drawn in by your vicious, follicle-irritating lies. I need you like I need a fish on a bicycle. AKA, I don't.
No, I really don't think things would be any different with SensorExcel, "microfin skin guard" or no. And every member of the Mach family is entirely too wide for... down there.
It's over. Go cry yourself to sleep.
I have had nothing but great experiences with the Mach razor line. If you don't believe, why just ask my nickless face!
Posted by: ryan | June 27, 2008 at 06:11 PM
This is why I pay a Vietnamese lady to wax my facial hair.
Posted by: TIMtheTOON | July 01, 2008 at 04:55 PM
I thought you said FAX your facial hair. Home office! -M.
Posted by: Myles | July 01, 2008 at 08:42 PM
How dare you stick up for those butchers, Ryan! Tim is right, the Vietcong is more trustworthy.
Posted by: KLC | July 02, 2008 at 09:00 AM
Will everyone please stop being dipshits and focus on what really matters: laughter
Posted by: ryan | July 02, 2008 at 10:22 PM
laugh? ter?
Posted by: KLC | July 03, 2008 at 09:32 AM