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Candy Hearts
In honor of Valentine's Day, check out these two video clips made by Weak Nights gang members over at the very cool How Do I Say This? website. Be sure and also check out the final Valentine's Day video that the good people over there made. From all of us here at Weak Nights: This Valentine's Day, the best way to avoid unwanted pregnancies is abstinence! The same goes for you, homosexuals. Whether by science or voodoo (six of one, half dozen of the other) someday men will start getting pregnant. Do you really want to take that risk?
Happy Birthday, Gilded Moose!
Happy birthday to our friend The Gilded Moose! Why not celebrate this special occasion by visiting his each of his amazing blogs: Classic and Coffee & Fellowship. We don't want to say how old he's turning today, but if you're going to bake him a cake, be sure and buy at least 4 packs of candles! (Note: there will be little room for error). Happy birthday Moose!!
Phase 2 Begins
WEAK NIGHTS will return soon with a new home page and a new mission statement: VIDEOS, more and better. We'll update this blog intermittently, but for the time being our focus will be running around the city with cameras. Keep checking our home page at weaknights.com for our high-quality weekly videos, starting with our first short, "Life of the Party," which will be up any second now!
Sincerely,
Your friends at WEAK NIGHTS STUDIOS
New T-Shirt Ideas
Sandoval and Cannon debate what the first Weak Nights t-shirts should say. These ideas were originally posted as comments to this post.
* Maybe we can go in on shirts that say 'LANparty Animal.'
* If we develop a good in with the screenprinting community, maybe we can develop a shirt of Albert Einstein's head in a toilet, and it says 'Shit for Brains.'
* What about a blurry letter one that says something funny in the context of hurting eyes, like "Can You See Me?' or 'FUCK YOU, PAL!'* *am open to suggestions.
Posted by: ryan | January 17, 2006 at 12:04 PM
* A shirt could say "Lusty" but look like a "Rusty" shirt
* Or like we could put a bunch of bats flying around and have it say "Have a nice Fright!" and then the bat is wearing a pilot's hat on the back. I think we should photoshop or workshop these ideas until a shirt corporation pays us more money to think about these ideas.
Posted by: Jon Cannon | January 25, 2006 at 02:06 AM
* A shirt that has a clam in an electric chair and it says 'Shell Shock!' On the back of the shirt is a list of all the terrible crimes that the clam is being put to death for. One of them is for causing an accident with a school bus.
Posted by: ryan | January 25, 2006 at 09:22 AM
The clam shirt also features all the cities and tour dates that the Clam played in 1998 while opening for 98 Degrees.
* Another shirt will say "Cher'ing is Caring" and will show a picture of share hugging children. We'll have to photoshop this because Cher has never been within 200 yards of anyone under 30.
* Also, our Sicky Martin shirt will show ricky martin with a green face, looking like he's about to throw up.
* And Living La Vida Soaker will show him with a super soaker 50, with a kid sneaking up who has a super soaker 100.
Posted by: Jon Cannon | February 06, 2006 at 02:21 AM
* And Shania Twain folding her arms with a smirk on her face (as if to say "That Don't Impress-a Me Much) and the words say "Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got That 'Twain."
* And then one with Ben Affleck's former accountaint tapping J-Lopez on the shoulder all clearing his throat and looking sheepish going, "Um, excuse me." (Some how this has to do with her song "Love Don't Cost a Thing."
Posted by: ryan | February 06, 2006 at 04:27 PM
* Okay once we're done making the one with Ike and Tina that says "Mike and Ike?" with Tina wearing a wig, we'll make one that says Handel Bars and it will have those bars of music that music songs have.
* Then we'll make one that says "What me hurry?" and there will be a picture of a hare with his hands upturned.
Posted by: Jon Cannon | February 09, 2006 at 01:08 AM
Weak Nights Warm Fuzzies:
Fictitious Friends Edition
We at Weak Nights want to tell you about some fellow citizens who are doing a terrific job on the internet!
Warm
Fuzzy #1: Let's Go to the Mall by Robin Sparkles.
Watch this video only if you like to smile. Also, don't ask
where it comes from, it's much funnier without context or explanation.
Warm
Fuzzy #2: David Blaine Spoof by Those Lil' Rabbits.
Starring Mikey Day, Mitch Silpa and Micheal Naughton. It's a funny idea
that becomes more amazing the longer it goes on.
Warm
Fuzzy #3: Ode to Ohio. Derrick and Will, the kids
behind Nobody's Watching, made a music video tribute to their home state.
Warm
Fuzzy #4: This guy's blog.
He wrote an insightful op-ed after taking The
Gilded Moose at face value. We at Weak Nights yearn for a return to
earnestness. Shame on The Gilded Moose for cluttering up the world
wide web with lies.
Warm Fuzzy
#5: Sad-Sigh.com.
Weak Nights' sister site, a group comedy blog that dares to take life's lemons
and turn them into lemon juice.
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